Screech's Woman is the fifth episode of the first season of Saved by the Bell.
Zack decides that Screech is in desperate need of a girlfriend and sets about finding him one. However, when there isn't anyone willing, he dresses in drag and goes on a date with Screech.
- Screech: "I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing."