"Would You Like....I Mean...Would You Go To The Dance With Me??"


Known as Leech, the powercouple Lisa and Screech impressed their peers with their combination of beauty and academic prowess.


The name "Leech" may appear to be a portmanteau of Lisa and Screech, but it is actually a description of the couple's feeding habits - "leaching" minerals from soil. Screech develops pica and Lisa is diagnosed with dysentery after they both become paranoid and refuse to leave their doublewide trailer during season three.

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