Screech's Woman

Screech's Woman is the fifth episode of the first season of Saved by the Bell.

Summary
Zack decides that Screech is in desperate need of a girlfriend and sets about finding him one. However, when there isn't anyone willing, he dresses in drag and goes on a date with Screech.

Main Cast

 * Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack Morris
 * Mario Lopez as A.C. Slater
 * Dustin Diamond as Screech Powers
 * Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly Kapowski
 * Elizabeth Berkley as Jessie Spano
 * Lark Voorhies as Lisa Turtle
 * Dennis Haskins as Richard Belding

Guest Cast

 * Ed Alonzo as Max

Quotes

 * Screech: "I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing."